dirty fruitbowl

When you tuck your balls between your legs and have to bend over and have shit on your balls..

I kept myself safe in prison with my dirty fruitbowl

by BatmanNU August 17, 2016

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

by MrInevitability July 14, 2017

Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019

Crunchy fruit granola

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches

by Post_bologna September 14, 2019

Devil Fruit

He a cool dude, that singer rapper mf or whatever.

He think he devil fruit? He can’t even play the triangle.

by Pkdex September 5, 2022

share the fruit

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.

OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!

by ak02134 September 3, 2006