Father Maggot

A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.

Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.

by father maggot July 21, 2024

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Father

A man in your life who provides, buys you things, gives you a place to stay, but remains distant, a stranger with a role.

My father made dinner today

by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

Fatherless

you.

You: I have no father :(
Me: lmao fatherless

by Tyler glazer August 21, 2024

Fatherlessness

A euphemism for 'Not having authority over men who aren't willing to be one of my sycophants.'

Hym "And whose fault is the fatherlessness crisis? Is it 7 baby mama Kat Williams' fault? Is it 7 baby mama Elon's fault? Or is it 0 baby mama Hym Iam's fault? Is Elon a piece of shit, Jordan? For contributing to the fatherlessness? No? Isn't just incumbent on everyone else to not even want to do that and it isn't the fault of the guys who actually did it and they don't have to do anything right? Society has to cater to the fat cock retards because if we don't then there is a fatherlessness crisis."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024