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Based

Someone who is so great, people should go worship their grave.
Pol Pot is based!
by Trollpotfan1976 January 18, 2022
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Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019
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Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
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Based

Jaden is most based dude ever, I love him.
by fugginwinnurrr February 5, 2025
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Bases

The bases are the various levels of sexual intercourse:

1st Base: Anal

2nd Base: Anal

3rd Base: Anal
I got to 3rd bases anal in my sister-in-law
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Based

Based is anything unique, standing with the truth whatever the world thinks or does, standing for the truth, and not following the path like a sheep, maybe the road not taken that has made all the difference. Based also means showing positive masculinity wherever possible, risking your own life for someone needing help as when shit hits the fan, no one hides behind a feminist, and keeping in mind that being based doesn’t include simping or being chivalrous to get the h*le.

-By Vivek Singh Owner and Publisher of newsofx.com and admin of @realBasedDepartmentFacebookPage- facebook page.
Example 1: Woody Harrelson is based

Example 2: Lady ‘kidnapped by fake Uber driver’ rescued by disturbing note handed to stranger

Example 3: ‘Dad fixing a heart he didn’t break’: My boyfriend broke up with me a week before our European holiday – so my dad came instead

Example 4: ‘I got home to find someone parked in my drive – so I ruined their weekend’

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by ddeess October 8, 2023
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4th base

Hand-holding under Jesus name.
Girl1: Hey, guess what?
Girl2: What??
Girl1: I just went to 4th base
Girl2: OMG how was Jesus!?
by JesusLuver101 January 23, 2024
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