pun bastard

One who finds, at first, an informal audience which appreciates a primarily witty pun, but then plummets them with an apparent backstock of his own homophonic concoctions intended to satisfy his own secret literary longings.

"About the fishing trip, we had a good laugh at the bassinet joke, but I don't think the pun bastard knows when to quit"

by wait,what August 21, 2011

Horny Bastard

A person who wants to have sexual intercorse with anyone younger them

Named Owen mainly

Did you see that kid over there his name is Owen he’s also know as the horny bastard.

by MrUnionPacific June 6, 2021

sexy asian bastard

a asian girl that isn’t actually asian

Hey ching chong you sexy asian bastard

by mya ching chong October 29, 2019

one sexy bastard

A term used to describe your friend who is significantly shorter than you but you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Callum was one sexy bastard

by Sh_ort.bully011 April 4, 2021

Master of bastards

see master of puppets

Master,
BASTARD!!

Master of bastards, pulling the strings!

Etc. etc.

by A_Llama March 4, 2004

Bastardine

A period of time where many a son had no father. the day of the Spartan. This was also known as "The Bastardine era"

You don't have a father either? Were you born in the Bastardine era too?

by Alvin Hoglan November 3, 2007

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006