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Abernizzle 

1. Probably the most offensive word in the English Language.
2. The Ruiner of life and the flesh eater of fun. Having the Capability to literally suck the life from one's body, she is considered extremely dangerous for kids in grades 8-11, but she also has infinite power, and is completely unstoppable.
David: So Joel... How is it being married to Abernizzle?
Joel: She ate my soul:[
Abernizzle by gld2bgone June 16, 2008
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abercrombie and bitchites 

People who strut around like peacocks on pheremones and think that they are largely better than everyone because they wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothing.
Tina: Oh my God, Tiffany! Those are such Abercrombie and Bitchites!

Abercrombie and Fitch 

Their brand image is all about beauty, and class; to most people its quite frankly vulgar. But this is the interesting thing, the same people who find it vulgar, find it irresistible, and seductive. They cant help but think, by simply buying these expensive clothes, they’re buying themselves into the elitist class the brand sells. Regardless of what people say, it’s a proven fact that the quality of the products these brands sell are better than other retail brands, and you can tell that when you shop there the clothes immediately feel thicker, comfier, the swing tags look and feel expensive, everyone who works there are beautiful; this all adds to its seduction, even if you hate the idea of it all.

What works for these brands are that they tap into our egos. They are either our regular store we go to spend all of Mummy and Daddy’s money, or we’ve been seduced and cant help mixing with the ‘upper class’ and fulfilling our retail guilty pleasure.

You could argue this ideology is wrong, but Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills are hugely successful brands, they have selected a powerful target audience which provokes opinions which only adds the their success. You either love it, hate it, or pretend to hate it but secretly love it.
Abercrombie and Fitch, just another guilty pleasure like sleeping with your girlfriends sister. You know you shouldn't, but shit she's hot!

Aberiene 

Aberienes are always the cutest of the group. They have a great sense of style and always look good in whatever theyre in. Aberiene always makes the boys go crazy! They have the cutest smile and the kindest eyes. They make a great friend and know how to comfort people
Youre such an aberiene
Aberiene by Rocky-Rooster November 25, 2018

Kaeya Alberich 

The hottest guy in all of genshin impact.
Kaeya Alberich? Oh yeah that hot guy in genshin impact. I wish I was him.
Kaeya Alberich by kaeyaalberich August 4, 2021

abercrombie 

Its a store in a mall. If you like their clothes great. If you dont then dont buy them. Sure some people dont like destroyed jeans, but hey maybe they dont like the way you dress. It's not preppy its just clothes for those who like them. Next time you call something preppy you might wanna learn what "preppy" really means, or what a "prep" really is. And to make fun of them just because theyre expensive is just gay itself. Its not the clothes that make the man.
Hey wanna go to abercrombie?
No man i dont like their clothes that much.
Oh thats cool
Yeah

abercrombie 

A store that charges roughly the income of a small third world country for a garment made for 13 cents in a sweatshop in Guatemala.

Bought mostly for a large and always prominent moose that makes the wearer feel extra special. Also, tee shirts usually include witticisms that sound eerily pretentious and slutty or just the words ABERCROMBIE where everyone can see them. Sometimes "New York" is written on the said shirts, even though Abercrombie's headquarters are somewhere in Ohio.
Buying jeans at Abercrombie overcompensates for my lack of friends an individuality. My confidence comes from these dirty looks that must be "envious stares" of my overpriced shirt that's already falling apart and tacky pre-ripped jeans that make me look homeless. Pity me.
abercrombie by Megerz January 16, 2008