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sailboat in the window

A statement made to bring attention to a person who hallucinants throughout the day
“ there’s a sailboat in the window
by Kpoop2316 December 5, 2020
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Windows 11

An operating system that is made by Microsoft which by the time this definition is written, is the newest version of the operating system
windows: please upgrade to windows 11
me: ok
by urban dictionary is 4chan November 21, 2021
mugGet the Windows 11mug.

window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.
Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.
by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011
mugGet the window theorymug.

window shoplifting

when the arcane trickster uses mage hand on an item in the shop's window.
or
you can watch this video Window Shoplifting | Magic for Humans by Justin Willman it perfectly shows it.
Paladin: "Where did you get that?" pointing at the miscellaneous item in the rogue hand
Rogue: "I did a little widow shoplifting"
Paladin: "Don't you mean window shopping?"
Rogue: "Nope, window shoplifting."
by ein Baguette April 12, 2023
mugGet the window shopliftingmug.

Windows

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"
by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023
mugGet the Windowsmug.

Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
mugGet the Windows XPmug.

Juicy window

The window of time teams across the world have to meet and be in their normal working hours.
It is nearly impossible to book a meeting in the juicy window.
by Thousandspiders April 4, 2025
mugGet the Juicy windowmug.

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