Collegiate Times

The student-run newspaper at Virginia Tech

Hokie #1: "Did you pick up the latest copy of the Collegiate Times?"
Hokie #2: "No."

by Athousandandone October 26, 2016

Zoop time

When you zoop it is officially zoop time.

“Dude are you zooping”

“Yes my guy, it is... zoop time”

by Dr.michael..Jackson October 24, 2019

Bisexual time

When bisexuals date the same gender time goes faster
1:24 ratio

Bi girl: my gf hasn’t responded in like 12 hours
Straight girl: it’s only been half an hour
Bi: no, it’s bisexual time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

Akshat Time

When you arrive at an event or gathering so extremely late that the experience has already ended several hours ago.

Yo bro, you gonna be on time or you on that Akshat Time?

by V-Cash December 30, 2021

Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

by MANTISscream April 29, 2009

acid time

What is the meaning of acid time? I don't know it's so hard. It's when you consume acid, it slows down time. Or it could speed up time. It's exponential.

"Man, it's been like 20 hours. Acid time."
"So that could mean 5 minutes or 5 years."
"Or both."

by Furry Hippy Pirate Man September 2, 2015