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Zombie

See: Zombieland
A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.

The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.

Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)
Joe: Hey, Bill.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.
by TheDailyFail January 2, 2011
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zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.
a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga
by svint August 9, 2024
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zombie hunger

I just smoked a fat blunt. the munchies hit so hard I'm feeling some mad zombie hunger
by sk8ermex November 18, 2016
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Zombie

A person who looks and acts stupid named kalel
That my friend zombie, that means kalel
by Maydollas November 8, 2021
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The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.
“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse
by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025
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Zombie

Undead creatures that only moan and eat, just like Americans
by TEric1989 October 21, 2020
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Netflix Zombie

How you feel the next at work day from binge watching something on Netflix.
I've dropped five service calls so far this morning; I'm a real Netflix zombie today from binge watching "Fringe" until two in the morning on Netflix.
by InFromTheCold August 1, 2015
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