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Suicide

Suicide is a very serious topic. Depression goes unnoticed too many times. If you think someone has depression, please just talk to them; you might save their life. Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary issue. It can always be treated. It is never selfish to commit suicide. Never. It is your choice if you want to keep living life. In my opinion, life is worth living. If you have ANY suicidal thoughts, please, please, please call 988 or 1-800-273-8255.
Him: I am going to commit suicide.

Her: Please don’t. Your family loves you. Your friends love you. I love you. Please don’t leave me…
by Ilikebigbuttsandicannoylie August 22, 2022
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Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.
by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018
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Suicide

I played some Roblox and someone told me to commit suicide. Where’s the nearest rope?
by Suesabang February 2, 2021
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Suicide Yank

A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self
Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.
by OMGWOWHILYMOLY July 1, 2022
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suicide

this word is used by 14 year old girls named emily for attention
emily: im so depressed im going to commit suicide Me: lol L bozo
by cristhian calero January 14, 2022
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suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room
"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"
by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020
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