business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources
If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt
by Sexydimma May 20, 2016
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suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch June 11, 2011
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mass conspiratorial suicide

when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.
the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.
by Kevinw05 August 23, 2022
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Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.
"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"
by D0Ice August 28, 2022
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Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.
by thatlittlecunt January 02, 2018
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Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.
Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"
by shanghai'dd April 22, 2013
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Suicide Gangbang

To kill yourself while preforming sexual acts with multiple people
Hey did you hear about Issac doing a Suicide Gangbang last night?
by Jess6282 August 20, 2018
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