Narrative Surfing

A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.

This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.

Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.

why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?

They’re narrative surfing dude.

by Huwite August 14, 2023

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023

Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals

The girls whole crew was a cock surfer

by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023

Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.

Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.

by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 3, 2023

Vent-Surfing

When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find

My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Trend Surfer

When someone tries to follow fashions with new trends trying to be cool but fails.
Because these people have no personal taste, they follow the masses.

That guy wears a pair of new balance 550, he is such a trend surfer!

That girl wears blue jeans with white air force, she really is a trend surfer!

by Erwy February 24, 2024