Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleepinggirlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the oldpersian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
The art of butchering the English language while at the same time comparing yourself to the Bard.
Coined when Sarah Palin defended her repeated use of the word "refutiated" by Twittering that English was a living language and that even Shakespere made up words!
What the heckkind of word is that? That's very Shakespalin of you!