1. noun:
creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.
2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements
like weather systems to sound
like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.
1st
guy: "
OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd
guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st
guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of
people scream at you."
2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my
work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-
Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my
work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
