Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd May 28, 2018

Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.

Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020

kai pantaleo

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love them with my whole heart and soul. if you haven’t met him and befriended him you should, you’ll br the happiest person alive- but back off he’s MY best friend

‘hey do you know who kai pantaleo is?’
‘no’
‘you should meet him, he’s a huge ball of happiness, but don’t get too close, gabe will come for you’

by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

Crazy people paint

When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material

I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint

by Dan the Bastard June 15, 2011

Starch ur pant

(1) v when u ejaculate while ur clothes is on.so it gat ur pant looking like u dipped it in a starch solution.
(2) in the case of a wet dream.
(3) when u indeliberately reach orgasm at the final moment of an exam cos u ain't done yet.

''If u starch ur pant while watchin' porn u a real nerd bro.my cousin warns"

by Pinnochinco April 24, 2014

putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015