A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)
Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!
The smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usuallymale) has just masturbated there.
After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable pandan aroma—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.
When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.
Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.
Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.
Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?
Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...