lingerini

The use of lingerie as a bathing suit to maintain a more sensual and sexual appearance while swimming.

I’m just going to wear my lingerini at the pool since my tinder date is coming.

Dude, those girls are wearing lingerinis, I’m down to swim in that pool.

by PyleFourTwenty November 28, 2024

Linkedfluencer Postasturbation

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..

Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.

by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025

Likert

- 5point, 7point, ... Scale for answering items in a questionaire
- scale used for everything else

Tyler: Bro, can you drop me the 5-Likert?
John: Sure man, next time I'll hit you with the 7.

Tyler: Dude, you got straight 9-Likert energy.
John: Damn Ty, thanks. Been workin' on it.

by Lyche January 31, 2025

Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.

I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.

by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025

Linner

A blend between lunch and dinner

I was so busy today that I only had time to have a linner.

by ABA Language February 10, 2026

Licker Cabinet

Vagina of an inebriated woman. (Hinting at cunnilingus.)

My girl wanted to make out when she got home but I’d rather licker’ cabinet so I don’t get drunk myself.
The ground is drier than granny’s licker cabinet.

by TaintBaby February 13, 2026

LinkedIn Apology

A corporate apology following a backlash against an unpopular policy, devoid of any sincerity or contrition, and usually couched in PR language i.e. "We're so sorry if we upset anyone, this was never our intention and we strive to build the best brand for our customers"

These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.

Tina: Did Brad ever apologise for ruining over that minor league mascot during last week's charity 10k?

Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.

by EdgarLongstaff March 17, 2026