Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

Dudes, i'm a total slacker...how do i join?

gimme an email or something

by Not Michael Phelps December 27, 2004

Chatterton

A complete idiot that doesnt know when to shut up.

A person that talks so much that others tune out and pretend they are paying attention.

"Dude you would not believe the Chatterton I ran into the other night."

by Archer December 22, 2004

Chester Bennington

A Chester Bennington is a sexual act in the style of a reverse Gonzo. Rather than putting you balls on the persons eyes and letting the penis hang down over the nose, the balls are placed on the chest (Chester) and the penis is laid across the face.

Yeah, after I blew my load on her face I gave her a Chester Bennington

by Ronda Arousme October 14, 2015

chestered

Getting banning or kicked out of a place because u are not liked by a person.

Damn son i cant believe i got chestered from school for fighting with the teacher, she a (jaba the slut)

by Jsmoot0127 November 30, 2007

chestered

verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.

Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.

by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010

Chester Bennington

To hang oneself

"I'm going home to Chester Bennington. In the end, it doesn't even matter."

by Rakgor October 18, 2017

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015