pour faire un Zinedine

To do something poorly for the whole of a match, and then ambush the opposition in the last few minutes.

See England-France, June 13 2004, Estadio da Luz, Lisbon. Zinedine Zidane scores two late goals to sneak a victory over England, after England had lead for 90 minutes

by Malone June 14, 2004

P'zoned

Extreemly, severely pwned. Like a third form of owned (Owned, Pwned, P'zoned).

Shit, man, P'ZONED!

by Little Ben November 11, 2003

like zoned

When a person likes you and you like them back but you don't date

I am so like zoned
We are in the like zone

by Shxlontxy88 August 19, 2017

zoned

High on something; off in the Ozone layer of the atmosphere.

"Marc came over with some weed and we got zoned."

by Ace February 5, 2002

zuned

When all users of one networked product fail.

Reference: On December 31st, 2008 every single Zune user got a bsod due to a leap-year error in the audio-player's code.

Dude, we all go zuned by that squirrel in the substation last night.

by MLx January 1, 2009

Zoned Friends

Two friends of the opposite sex who have a very close friendship. So close, they can actually keep a no boundary friendship and still not be sexually attracted to each other (like seeing each other naked or possibly being in a close and intimate proximity and not getting aroused)

Maggie trust me to give her advice on underwear that she buys for her boyfriend because we're Zoned Friends.

by Guywithabeard May 27, 2016

Zoneday

A Zoneday is a day which in particular it feels like you are zoneing in and out of consciousness/sleep at no particular time or place.

Today has been a real zoneday for me

by Pixelated_binary97 June 4, 2019