Yoseph

The sickest mudaf*ckin snowboarder to ever shred the mountains. Rarely seen in public cuz he goes hard.

Example 1
Guy 1: Holy sh*t was that Yoseph?
Guy 2: He just punked real and chance!
Guy 1: YOSEPHHHH!

by Moostafarolid August 11, 2010

Yooge

1. A Brooklyn accented pronunciation of the word "huge" where the 'H' consonant becomes silent and the long 'U'is pronounced as a supplement consonant as well a sharp 'oo' vowel sound pronounced more forcefully than the Standard American accent.

This pronunciation is popularized by Independent Senator and hopefully future president Bernie Sanders currently running for the executive office of the United States.

2. An all-around badass way to say "huge".

1. "All across this nation we've had yooge turnouts of people saying enough is enough!" - Bernie Sanders to a group of supporters

2. "Sit on my yooge jewish dick!" - Bernie Sanders to a group of hot women

by Tungsten October 18, 2015

Yosemite Scooter

N. When you eat spicey food before coitus and then rub your burning asshole over her chest while shouting yee-haw and miming pistol shots above your head.

Hey Chad, did you give Samantha a yosemite scooter after going to Taqueria del sol last night?

by Cainwoof March 22, 2016

Yosef

Absolute handsome beast often referred to by women with a pretty good penis always knows a way to the girls heart.

He is such a Yosef insert moan

by Papi I’m too young January 7, 2021

The Youse Test

A criteria for evaluating potential flatmates. If they use the word 'youse' (the plural of you) in conversation, they have failed the test and will not be accepted as a flatmate.

You're the only one in the running so far, the peasant who showed up before you failed the youse test.

by the oob April 4, 2009

Dirty Yousef

The sexual act of having the female get down on all fours while the other participant grabs her hair, pulling violently back, until her hair can be inserted anally.

That gymnast is so flexible I bet she could handle a Dirty Yousef

by Professional Hooker July 27, 2021

a Yosemite Sam

the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.

by Mr. Thomas July 16, 2008