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shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage
by fj July 31, 2003
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Winkleman

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.
Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"
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wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.
Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)
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Winkled Out

This term goes back way when the Kernsvillians used to play drinking games on their land that their grand pappy bought them back in Nineteen Two.(1902)

Today the term is still used.But is known today when the smallest person of your party group gets too high or shitfaced or trippin on some kind of shit gets too fucked up and defeated and makes everyone wanna laugh and crack jokes allll night until the person cannot take it anymore.
"Whoa bro, bro Steve just take it easy your fucking winkled out bro!.......Steve stop bro!"

"Whoa dude! Calm down on that resin scrapping, your gonna get Winkled Out!!!Whoa Bro Steve stop!!!"
by The Whispering Eye December 22, 2008
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Wonker-sided

The picture frame is all wonker-sided
by rmftlinds April 14, 2010
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Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.
I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.
by phoreversurf July 29, 2010
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