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Whoring for Hillary

when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.
{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}

Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”

Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}

Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”

{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
by pianocheater October 2, 2016
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b-whoring

Reaming (earning) money on gaming sites through the act of bonuses and a computer playing blackjack for you.
I'm a degenerate. Im b-whoring in my sleep and a computer is playing blackjack for me. INSTA MONEY! OBV!!!!11
by Philtip March 12, 2008
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whoring

The act of picking up men using an arousing technique to uplift the male penis.
Last weekend I was whoring and got my eye poked
by joey March 12, 2003
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Whoring

Whoring {Whore}(ing)

To place one's computing hardware atop all others and show it to the world, repeatedly, without care or consent from other individuals, whilst at the same time, enlarging one's e-penis in the process.
Brains is whoring that MacBook again. People like zebra have three or more of them for whoring purposes. They really have no idea about true hardware whoring. Maybe they should go back to whoring school?
by zebra June 18, 2006
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Whoring the boat

A term referring to a night of sexual intercourse with one's girlfriend and then sleeping all night. Usually used in a detrimental or playful manner by friends who obviously want to do something more interesting. Especially pertinent in the case where that particular friend's girlfriend is on the larger side.
"So why isn't Jonny here tonight?"

"Oh, he's whoring the boat all night again."
by Old Rusty Dusty February 27, 2009
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Rep-whoring

On TSR when you realise that the only thing that matters is accruing rep points and showing off your gems.

So your posts become about getting rep, either through posting early on a thread with something witty or sucking up to other members with lots of rep.

It can become quite obvious at which point you get a reputation for being a rep whore or, as the gems are green colour- a greendigger.
"Rep-whoring is so tragic"

"Did you see that rep whore in that thread posting the GIF"
"Yeah it was so obviously for rep"
"Classic greendigging behaviour"

"That user always thirsts for rep from the boys with all the gems, classic rep-whore"
by Shelad May 22, 2016
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Like whoring

The act of liking every comment made on one's Facebook status. Usually done out of boredom or to annoy people.
Person 1: DUDE! Why are you liking all my comments?? You're spamming my feed
Likewhore: Sorry..I'm just really bored
Person 1: Well quit like whoring and go Facebook stalk some random hott trim
by WHYAREALLTHENAMESGONE? October 21, 2011
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