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Watermelon

Not only is it a delectible snack enjoyed by many people, but it was made into a (somewhat) racist joke by seventh graders from Long Island that nobody will ever understand including themselves.
Hey mom, dont leave black shanta cookies, give him watermelon!”
by ItsATBTThang May 5, 2018
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Watermelon Moment

When you say something totally stupid to a hot guy /girl.

From Dirty Dancing when Baby tells Jonny that she "carried a watermelon"
A Watermelon moment might be:

Cutie: Hi, having a nice evening?
You: Actually I'm just here helping my friend stalk her husband...
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Watermelons in tube socks

When a chick has big, sagging breasts
Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.
by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008
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watermeloniqua

Wow you are a watermeloniqua
by crazedbigone November 21, 2013
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watermelon dick

That really fat cock that small nerdy girls seem to go crazy for.
Evee couldn't stop thinking about Tom's watermelon dick.
After fucking Tom's watermelon dick, evee didn't walk straight for a week
by Tommickdic April 1, 2017
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Watermelon Sugar

Term used for male precum while giving oral sex.
He just craves that Watermelon Sugar.
by Daria007 November 17, 2019
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Watermelon Sugar

A summer-vibe song dropped by Harry Styles on fall season.
Them: How you doin'?

Me: Great. Stream Watermelon Sugar, peace out.
by same species as you are November 19, 2019
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