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Wall Jockeys

Remnants of shit on the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive session of pooping.
Who took a shit? The bowl is fucking littered with wall jockeys.
by thesingleshot May 29, 2009
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wall fucking

1. When a guy holds a girl under her ass against a wall, and with her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, proceeds with rapid pelvic thrusts.

2. Wall fucking, its usually the way people join the mile high club.
I held Cindy against the wall and we were wall fucking all night....it was incredible.
by joelockelovesthecock January 2, 2006
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Wall Cancer

Wall cancer is a widely used facebook term used to describe members of groups with an uncanny ability to scare other members off group(s) simply by posting the most uninteresting and boring shite imaginable. It is also used to describe wall posts on fb groups. In many cases group members have even been known to leave groups due to copious amounts of garbage being posted by dolts with no sense of humour or purpose other than to amuse themselves.
Facebook Group Wall:

Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?

Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.

Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?

Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members

Higz: Give him the boot, V
by Higzy Teflon December 10, 2010
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Wall Street Rat

Similar in tone to hood rat or street rat the WSR is an sub-species indigenous to the greater NYC area, sometimes including Greenwich, CT. While seemingly disguised in a suit and tie this shady character is constantly plotting nefarious schemes such as parceling up bad product with enough good product to fool buyers (similar to drug dealing), insider lingo meant to confuse and distract listeners and giving themselves pay raises as everyone else suffers (stealing). They should be treated with the same contempt as other aforementioned rats.
I hate going out drinking in the Financial District. The bars are always full of stinking Wall Street Rats.
by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010
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Wall Candy

Paint chips. Derived from the occurrence of physical and mental problems in children who were ignorant of the dangers of ingesting dried flakes of lead-based house paint, claiming to have eaten "wall candy" is an indication of possible induced pathological stupidity. See Penny Arcade, 1999 Oct 18, "Boob Raider".
Tycho: "You ate a lot of paint as a kid, huh."
Gabe: "You mean wall candy?"
-- Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins
by Dr. O July 17, 2003
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Wall of ass

where someone has been farting in one room for hours on end, and when someone walks in the they get slapped in the face wit the wall of ass.
Fuck Darren have you shit pants again because i have just walked in a wall of ass.
by smelly ass August 24, 2009
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wall rape

To completely and utterly dominate a Facebook wall with numerous posts. Can apply to Myspace, etc. but usually applies to Facebook "walls".
"Why did that girl wall rape you so badly?"
"She's kind of obsessed..."
by C002743308 April 20, 2006
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