Vanderdeuce

To defecate in such a way that you effectively kill the unfortunate toilet.

Dude, I'm sorry. I had chicken curry last night and I Vanderdeuced in your crapper.

by brundl3fly August 10, 2010

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.

Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!

by smithee985 September 18, 2010

Vandermark

To be useless, uninterested and basically not care in general.

"I'm totally going to Vandermark it today and say I'm going to the post office, when in actual fact I'm going home to masturbate"

by BBDO October 2, 2012

vanderbubble

the tiny preppy bubble in which the school of vanderbilt is located. it is completely self absorbed..ish...everything u need is inside. those who go in dont come out

today i dropped 6 thousand dollars at polo getting ready for the vanderbubble

by not molo! June 11, 2006

Vander

A jerk person who lies alot.he tries to act cool but fails.He is a very mean person and usually people hate him.

A jerk called vander lied to me.

by hdjelajshsp1owb January 23, 2017

VanderRocker

1) being able to worship the Lord and breasts with equal reverence.
2) (aka "the hoffa effect") being smarter than your persecutors/prosecutors and summarily punished for something insignificant to the more egregious offenses for lack of evidence.
3) those who think that "seminary" is the study of "semen".
4) willful ocean poops.

As a result of another VanderRocker, the beach was closed.

by Richard Chase June 25, 2008

vanderlicious

an alcoholic drink composed of one part southern comfort, a splash of banana liquer, and any flavoured soda of your choice.

dude have you seen tyson, he's all juiced on vanderlicious

by vanderlicious September 18, 2013