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slam vaging

When the male in the relationship lays face first on the female's crotch, the woman grabs his head with both hands and forces his face into her vagina. Both hands must be used. The man must also hum Push It by Salt N Peppa.
It's Thursday night and I'm slam vaging my boyfriend. #Heaven
by Discount Dangerous November 8, 2015
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vaginee

'Sheila, baby, the menstrual blood from your vaginee gives me life.'
by G-man From Mish September 3, 2008
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vagineck

n. When one has a growth or loose neck skin that resembles the female genitalia.
OMG! You have a vagineck!
by OMGSQUEE November 8, 2006
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Vaginese

A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
by i like gangster rap. September 25, 2004
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back vaging

when a friend secretly screws your "brother" behind your back.
I think Amy is back vaging me with John.
Trish tried back vaging me with Bill, too bad he had whiskey dick.
by Stacy Pacific June 11, 2006
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vagine

(v) to bleed from the vagina
Inflected forms: vagined, vagining
Aw, man! Josh Babcock vagined all over my sofa!
by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002
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Vaging (Vag-ing)

A word that is derived from "dicking around"
" vaging around" is an act that is defined by certain speculations such as:
1- girl:guy ratio of at least 1:1 (excluding family) or when being alone
2- Both parties must be equally clothed (or unclothed)
3- cannot involve a dick without a vagina (includes blowjobs, handjobs unless speculation 2 is met)
4- you are not vaging if masturbating (this is de-vaging)

You can also be "Vag-blocked" meaning there is another male denying you the act of "vaging"
If all criteria are met, you are indeed vaging (vag-ing), congratulations
by anon1090 May 23, 2010
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