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Twisted like a Pretzel

When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.
I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.
by SexyAttractiveMale June 17, 2016
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Alberta tongue twister

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.
After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?
by John Moneybags January 20, 2019
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twitter crush

to have a crush on someone that you follow on twitter
verb

flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on
by dreambutdontsleep July 3, 2009
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Twitter Thug

Someone who hides behind their twitter account to talk big talk; A person that makes threats, insults, and jokes via twitter, but always backs down in person.
"Did you see DJ's new tweet?"
"No, why?"
"He said that he was going to beat Jalen's ass for talking to his girlfriend."
"Dude please, DJ is such a twitter thug, he won't beat anybody"
by tooreal595 October 13, 2011
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Twitter

The ass end of the internet where all of the toxic and petty people bully and harass others for literally no reason. Twitter users like to "cancel" everything and everyone, put down anyone who has even the slightest difference in opinion to them, and act like they're better than everyone else. Long story short, don't get twitter unless you're okay with being bullied mercilessly.
Person 1: Hey, do you have Twitter?
Person 2: I used to, but I was told that I'm ugly and should kms for being white even though I'm also a part of a minority and support equality.
Person 1: That's messed up, why would anyone do that?
Person 2: I have no idea, but that's Twitter for you.
by sourpatchkiiddo May 26, 2021
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twitter fever

When you start to use hashtags somewhere else besides twitter like texting or facebook. Highly unessecary.
John: Did you see daves status last night it was "grounded #lifesucks"

Rick:yeah he must have some serious twitter fever
by datrascaldakota October 5, 2011
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Football Twitter

A sub-section of Twitter were accounts solely tweet about Football. It is full of fatuous, pseudo intellectual, pubescent virgins who claim to be football experts. Accounts spend there days playing FIFA ultimate team, watching Youtube compilations and arguing over who is the best player in the Premier League. Everyone here steals tweets, aims to be controversial, and call people frauds when they have a bad game. These kids are fixated with retweets and would kill there own mother for a few likes. Users have cringy @'s, never go to games, and are obsessed with spreading propaganda about there favourite players. Most on Football Twitter live in third world countries and watch games on 140p streams that lag. These kids are socially inept and have never felt a female.
Sergio Aguero is a fraud
Why do you say that?
Saw on Football Twitter, 'SanchezSkills' exposed him
by JimmyConway123 November 24, 2016
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