twig brush

The act of covertly brushing one's hand against a man's penis in order to determine its size. Usually occurs in bars or clubs.

Guy 1: Dude, some chick just twig brushed me!
Guy 2: Niiiice. Track that bitch down and show her the whole package!

by Schwetty Ballz August 29, 2013

Twigged out

A term referring to a state of mind. Meaning out of it, feeling separated from society and your normal life. Possibly a loss of your self identity. Usually used in context with LSD.

After that crazy acid trip, Sid was really twigged out.

by hoarselady April 06, 2015

twig & berries

A slang for penis and testicles, often used by goofy loosers or old men.

"I'm such a goofy looser, you would think that I have no twig & berries."

by Mr. Twig N. Berry November 06, 2003

small twig

Bob's best friend in a toon from weebls-stuff.com

I love you small twig!

by kass February 20, 2005

Twig

A male with a ponytail

"Look at the dude with the twig" or
"that guy is too old to have a twig"

by River WR February 09, 2009

bent twig

a moron, possibly semi-retarded. Like the Indian in "Almost Heros" starring Chris Farley.

Could I get one of those bent twigs to carry out my groceries?

by Mainard February 01, 2007

twigs and berries

another term for marijuana stems and seeds

Me: Pick out those twigs and berries.

by Nick Cal December 16, 2006