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Tuto

A guy thats goofy, smart, not afraid to speak his mind, he likes to talk and can sometimes repeat himself over and over again but he doesn't realize it. He's a really funny guy and if he really wants to be annoying he will be. Tuto does take shit from nobody. If someone talks shit about him he'll go off on you and you'll get your feelings hurt. He'll do anything for his babygirl. He may be dominate most of the time but at the end of the day his main goal is makin his lil mama his baby mama
Tuto: Yo whachyou say bitch? huh? couldnt hear you with that dick in yo mouth bitch
Gay ass niggas: Guys! lets get out of here! Tutos gonna beat our ass!
by PeppaPigOink! February 6, 2020
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Tuborgulosis

a condition which is caused by the appropriate intake of tuborg. it causes beard growth, profuse masturbation and hysterical pregnancies(pseudocyesis) in males.
hey, why the hell am i lactating? must be tuborgulosis.
by donalthefirst September 24, 2008
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Tator Tot Titties

tits that tot like a tator. those tits that are perfectly shaped, and perfectly crispy. you know its a tator tot titty if you wouldn't mind dipping it in ketchup and eating that shit!
dude!!! look at those tator tot titties on erin burnett!!!! wheres the ketchup!?!?
by LEFAG July 9, 2014
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Food Tumor

Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.
" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."
by udrtkr1 March 25, 2010
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tumor

a group of cancerous cells that forms naturally in the body, like steroids
Tumors are not caused by carcinogens
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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Tator nuts

Testicles the size of potato tator tots.
You are... tator nuts tator nuts!!HAHA!! :P
by Bunny the Lifeguard April 12, 2007
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tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.
Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.
by Lon April 15, 2006
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