TISMO

A short one word abbreviation for "turns me on". An expression meant to show that something someone said, or something you see turns you on; gets you hot and horny, interests you, or that you simply agree with the latter statement.

Man A: There's no way she's our waitress, she's way too fine.
Man B: TISMO

Nerd A: Last night i raided the shit out of Derkish Hallows and got like 5 different Power Axes!
Nerd B: TISMO

Woman A: Look at that guy, i'd totally sleep with him!
Woman B: TISMO

Tourist A: Macho Picho is by far the most beautiful place i've ever been to...
Tourist B: TISMO

by KinkiKym July 31, 2012

tumor

peter s .

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by yo chang June 10, 2004

Tuspok

Patient of a street pharmacist, who needs his/her daily dose.

Eg. Charlie Sheen

wigga1: daaang! that tuspok looked like Charlie Sheen.

wigga2: foo!, that's becoz he is Charlie Sheen.

by 2spoker May 12, 2011

Tumour Tube

A cigarette

The grey-faced addicts stood outside, huddling in the drizzle, sucking on their tumour tubes.

by Singletrack November 4, 2013

Tumor

When two people have a same sense of humor.

Wow! We both have a tumor, sick

by Jdfr8s June 26, 2018

Tesmond

He’s a strong all around. He’s a person that you have to work to get to know the real him but when you do you will never want him out of your life. He’s come off as a pretty boy but that’s just a hard shell you have to crack. When he was younger he was always looked over and never really stood out. He’s is going to do good things in the world. He is very family oriented and has there back know matter what the cost. When he is in a relationship he is loyal and trust worthy you can count on him to make your day better. His sex drive is incredible. He’s not the type to be in to drama. He always works his ass off for what he wants. If you get in a relationship with him hold him close cause you will miss him if you let him go

I’m so lucky to have Tesmond in my life

by Definitelyright September 20, 2018

Table tumor

Being fat with a big belly

Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet that’s why he’s got a table tumor.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017