turtle 

another word for vagina/pussy

yeah..... john came over and played with my turtle

turtle by Tristan June 19, 2006

Turtle 

When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"

Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah

Turtle by Count of Monte Cristi September 6, 2009

Turtle 

When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.

"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."

Turtle by Llened October 1, 2014

turtle 

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

turtle by Ryan November 27, 2004

Turtle 

The lead guitarist in a band.

Turtle gets all the chicks.

Turtle by Natasha October 29, 2003

Turtle 

An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.

Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.

Turtle by nip/tuck May 19, 2007

turtle 

Someone who obsessively and compulsively lies at practically any given occasion about any possible subject.

A Turtle thinks that his mystical stories and fabulous achivments will make him popular, but has absolutely no clue that nobody believes him... EVER.

What? he was the first person to enroll into his school on a snowboarding scholarship?

Dude, he's a turtle don’t believe everything you hear.

turtle by s3mteXXX April 8, 2004