Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom

Nicola is a real Turnip Hexagon

by Bowagek February 4, 2021

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

turnip ip ip

turnip ip ip is a meme

is turnip ip ip a meme
yes

by Phu The Writer June 27, 2022

Turnip

The most GOATED person to exist.

Wow, he must be a Turnip

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.

to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”

by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015