Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.

Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...

by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009

Tangatari

The brother of Poontang
A Tangatari is a penis.

Girl: I need to get myself some Tangatari
Gay Best Friend: Me too, I'm gagging for it.

(Sexy Man enters)

Sexy Man: Hey! Do you two fancy a lick of my Tangatari?
Girl + Gay Best Friend: YES PLEASE!

by PatrickWolf September 2, 2009

tuna sanchez

When a stripper fingers herself durning a lap dance and rubs two fingers accross the customer's upper lip afterwards.

Brandon was going to eat dinner after the strip club with his buddies but changed his mind after receiving a helping of tuna sanchez from a stripper.

by forge69 January 25, 2010

Tanga Metida

Spanish word literally translated as "A Thong stuck".
It's basically describing someone who is up in people's business or sticking their nose where they should be.

Nadien te quiere aqui, pinche Tanga Metida!!

by JosieGrosie December 8, 2010

Tuna puree

A wet sloppy disgusting poop.

He didnt want to get drenched with her tuna puree.

by Brohan Pantalones September 10, 2010

Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.

A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Tuna Toaster

when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.

"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"

"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"

by Beanandbear December 15, 2011