rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)

"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"

by Shane March 11, 2005

dirty trombone

When you pucker up and play a tune on a man's asshole while you trombone his cock.

Hand gestures really help to explain this one.

Eric didn't know how dirty Yvonne was until she gave him a Dirty Trombone...then he knew she was the gal for him.

or

Jeremy gave Todd a Dirty Trombone, and then they went rollerblading.

by Monkey Boy K July 5, 2006

trombone

the perfectest instrment in the band/orcastra, better than all of those evil gay instruments

trombones rock the world!

by Larissa June 19, 2005

French Trombone

When a girl on her knees below a male and blows into his asshole while reaching around and giving him a hand-job at the same time.

Damn, Andrea was giving me a sweet french trombone but stopped when i busted ass in her face.

by Nick Douchebaguette October 24, 2004

trombone

for a woman to rim (lick) your ass, while reaching around and jerking you off

she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!

by rs January 25, 2005

brown trombone

This is when you are standing up and a girl is eating your asshole out and jacking you off at the same time.

Me and Suzy skipped band practice and went behind a bush where she gave me a brown trombone.

by GG January 25, 2004

Suprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell suprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.

horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!

by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 2, 2009