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transformerphile 

A person (usually a man) who is totally obsessed with everything to do with transformers - the movie, the action figures ect. - that they constantly blow off their friends for the sake of watching the movie for the 23rd time or playing the video game, maybe even just playing with their optimus prime action figure while trying to work out another excuse for not coming to the movies. These people have a disease called transformosis,of which the symtoms are pasty skin, no girlfriend and only having a shower once a week because there isnt enough time to be clean when you could be playing with transformers.
Ted: hey jake, have you seen joe around?
Jake: nope, he totally blew me off for transformers AGAIN!
Ted: wow, what a transformerphile.
Jake: yeah i think he has a serious case of transformosis, and he stinks!

transformersexual 

being sexually attracted to the fictional characters in the Transformers continuity(shown in movies, comic books, TV shows, etc.)
Guy 1: I think I'm transformersexual! I've fallen inlove Sideswipe.

Guy 2: So you've fallen in love with a bunch of boxes that turn into a car.
Guy 1: YES!!
transformersexual by Segway69420 November 22, 2021

Transformer

A person that had a sex change operation, or dresses like the opposite sex
I saw a group of transformers at the park dressed like chicks.
Transformer by sdhde June 2, 2015

Transformer

That crip is a transformer
Transformer by T1tty flap April 17, 2018

Transformer

A male or female that changes deepening on the crowd of people they're with.
A transformer is ,Like a guy how goes to prison takes it in the but ,and comes out like he is straight.

Transformer

What people who try to change everything and everyone must think they are.
Start by concerning yourself with what you want to change about yourself if you're going to change anything at all (most of the world should be good enough the way it is without your need to do something to make it what you think it should be, or make people what you think they should be). You're not a transformer.
Transformer by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019