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touch fanny

all i want to do is touch fanny
by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020
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kid toucher

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.
by Professor Precious March 5, 2015
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Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007
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midas touch

The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.
by pseudonymous richardson January 9, 2017
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touch cloth

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?
by Borne September 23, 2004
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touch and go

refers to the situation surrounding a narrow escape or avoidance of a difficult issue.
"So all of a sudden my girlfriend is sobbing on the couch and talking about how we're never going to get married and her family hates her! I managed to calm her down, but boy was it tense! It was touch and go for a few minutes there."
by fire and rain December 3, 2003
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touchhole

A dialect word from extreme western Massachusetts and upstate New York, prevalent mostly among those born between 1935 and 1955. Seems to defy definition, but having the same weight as such words as "asshole", "cocksucker", "motherfucker", perhaps even a bit more derogatory.
"Yewwww touchhole"
"This touchhole walked in and started fucking with me for no goddamn reason."
by Travis Hodgdon August 26, 2008
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