Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 30, 2019

topping off

pooping in someone else's butt

"yo. what are you doing?"
"im toppin my girl's dog off. lemme call you back"
"just text me."

"oh yeah, top me off baby"

"you better shut up or im gonna knock you out and top you off"

the act can be represented as itself in the present tense; topping off. booyah grammar kids. im gonna top y'all off

by dmoney,son January 6, 2008

tooling

The act of listening to the band Tool.

I was tooling on a Friday night.

by Toolfan April 11, 2008

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

Toobing

Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.

Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.

by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020

Toobing

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

by bueygrande October 30, 2020