When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.
1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"
2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.
2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.
by GBake February 14, 2008
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Get the Tipslip mug.A really loud, deaf cat that only stops meowing when he is asleep. Occasionally, he will gift you with a turd on your bed.
by anonymous February 5, 2021
Get the Tipsy mug.Therapy where you tickle Dominic Shoftstall's pickle for a nickel. This therapy is physical therapy. Known to work the best when your name is "Herbert the pervert" or "Chester the Child Molester"
Madden : dude how r u feeling today?
Chester : Bro I'm feeling rough, I think I need some tickle pickle tipson therapy.
Chester : Bro I'm feeling rough, I think I need some tickle pickle tipson therapy.
by Tickle pickle tipson therapy June 10, 2022
Get the Tickle pickle tipson mug.A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
by Johnny Mo November 7, 2006
Get the Tipsy Tinkle mug.When a chubby girl that looks like a horse comes to a party and drinks 1 ounce of alcohol and acts like she is really drunk. Then goes around trying to get with all of the guys at the party.
Me and my friends were having a good time at the party until the tipsy horse came and started spilling the alcohol everywhere and wobbling her fatness around to Dance Remix... all of us were saying "please don't shake that ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"
by ninjalooper February 3, 2012
Get the Tipsy Horse mug.1: Front to front contact between two human males. Typically in a dancing/rocking action.
2: Supersaturation of males in any environment.
2: Supersaturation of males in any environment.
by Turbo Donkey January 14, 2010
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