tiefed

When someone takes/steals something from you with or without your knowledge

Guy 1: "Yo has anyone seen my beer that I left on this table?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I just saw it, I think that guy right their just tiefed it from you"

by Max St. John October 31, 2007

these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

Tieme

Not Thieme

Tieme isn't Thieme

by Tpipempe May 20, 2020

you see these dogs in your front yard

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping

you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg

by idkman77777777 December 11, 2021

Tiebe

The best person you'll ever meet. He's the sweetest, loving and most caring boy you'll ever find and meet. If you have a Tiebe in your life, you can call yourself very lucky and you'll have to do everything to keep him! He can be such an amazing boyfriend, he's very funny but you'll have to understand it... He's such an handsome guy! He's someone to look up to. He will always keep his family, friends and girlfriend happy! You're very lucky if you know a Tiebe, the best person you'll ever know and will have in your life. He's someone that you'll love and remember for the rest of your life..

I'm so happy that I have Tiebe in my life!

by lxchel August 28, 2017

these girls™

These Girls™ is a unproblematic groupchat that constantly makes spelling mistakes and are always making fun of each other. Daniel Seavey lurks in the twitter groupchat and pays dust, Zach Herron lurks in the snapchat groupchat and also pays dust. Corbyn Besson is sort of their bestfriend and Jack and Jonah couldn't care less to pop in. The funniest and most beautiful people are in this groupchat and they are all really close friends.

These Girls™ is constantly getting paid dust
Look, These Girls™ are making fun of each other once again

by thesegirls™ October 28, 2017

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

A phrase used by Margit, The Fell Omen to gloat every time he kicked my maidenless ass.

Me: *dies*

Margit, The Fell Omen: Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

by Exterminator (not really) January 1, 2023