taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.

I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.

by Imafunny August 1, 2017

gusset truffle

When you get a bit too excited during a fun activity and pop a little surprise shit out.

Barry spat a gusset truffle out trying to beat Blanka on Street Fighter 2.

by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016

San Francisco Truffle

Human feces encountered on the sidewalk, occasionally wrapped in a towel - resembling a slightly melted chocolate truffle.

"Watch out! Don't step on the San Francisco Truffle!"

by SweatyB July 21, 2017

Red Velvet Truffle Butter

Red Velvet Truffle Butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy while she's on her period. The substance around her pussy is red velvet ruffle butter (cum mixed with period blood).

Baby, I didn't know you were on your period, now you got red velvet truffle butter happening.

by Nitroneo June 23, 2017