third prize

A pink slip. Layoff. Fired. Termination of employment.
...We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize?? Second prize is a set of steak knives. third prize is you're fired! - Blake (Alec Baldwin ), Glengarry Glen Ross
by thirdprize November 17, 2011
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Third Wheelationship

When the third wheel of one couple gets into a relationship with the third wheel of another couple in order to get rid of both third wheels.
Random Couple : Joe was such a third wheel in our relationship so we hooked him up with Alice, Jeff and Kat's third wheel, and now they have a very successful third wheelationship.
by Uniiicorn May 16, 2010
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Third Lady

The former nude-model, current plagarism enthusiast, and future third ex-wife of an orange-fleshed, cornsilk-toupeed, short-fingered vulgarian who defied all laws of logic and physics to occupy the highest political office in the US despite his overt racism, misogyny, xenophobia, dishonesty, pro-rape stance, and general tackiness.
During the surreal presidential inauguration, it was hard to ignore the deer-in-the-headlights expression on the Third Lady's face as her glance darted back and forth between the throngs of screaming protesters and the repulsively tiny fingers on her husband's shrunken hand as it ceaselessly roamed her stepdaughter's backside, one child-sized finger focused on the very center of its target, attempting over and over again to break through the fabric barrier as if it were a parched desert traveler and its longed-for destination the last drop of water on earth.
by EEKatLarge November 12, 2016
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third lung

a device used to smoke marijuana constructed by the following steps:

1. cutting off the bottom 5th of a 2 liter pop bottle.
2. line the inside of the bottle with a plastic bag and tape it to the outside of the bottle creating an air tight seal about 2 inches from the bottom of the bottle.
3. drill a hole in the cap and insert a small bowl peice(also make edge air tight; suggested to use thread seal tape)
4.fill the bowl, and light it while pulling the bag out from the bottom (thus filling the bag with smoke)
5 un-screw the cap and enjoy
we didnt have a peice so Curtis made another third lung and we smoked like champs
by kyle toelken October 26, 2005
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Third Wheel

To be the friend that sits there while your friend gets pussy and you get nothin but yourself.
The other day when I was sittin in my basement with Nate and this female I had to third wheel it
by APfromMSP February 26, 2005
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third eye

A metaphorical "eye". Attributed to ESP, precognition (seeing the future), etc. In yoga, it is the Ajna Chakra located in your forehead abotu 1/2 inch above and between your eyes. In Exo-Psychology, it is the 6th brain, defined as "the nervous system becoming aware of itself apart from imprinted gravitational reality-maps". Basically that means that it is the point where the brain is aware of itself programming itself.

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Thanks to peyote and LSD, i was able to pry open my 3rd eye
by electroshaman July 06, 2004
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third world

Derived from a time when the communist states were referred to as the second world, the third world is the less economically developed countries that hugely rely on richer countries
The Third World is all poor because of the richer countries.
by Cheese King April 24, 2006
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