Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
by Piero Sherpa August 12, 2005
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Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
by GMS LAX May 07, 2009
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Swedish S'mores

The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 03, 2016
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Swedish Berried

To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.

Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.

Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O

Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?

Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?

Christina: I love how your mind works

Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
by Gmoney1393 November 30, 2011
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swedish role

the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets
Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.
by Charles Swanson February 28, 2005
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Swedish Jim

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up
My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim
by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020
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Swedish cabbage

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage
by 0n10nst4r October 07, 2017
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