Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

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Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.

After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

by GMS LAX May 6, 2009

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swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.

She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.

by the dee bee January 17, 2014

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The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

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swedish role

the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets

Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.

by Charles Swanson May 13, 2005

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