Testovaries

The genitalia of a very powerful woman, who doesn't need any men in her life. Woman Power!

Damn did you see her pair of testovaries

by QSFP1b4 April 26, 2019

test failed

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021

Banach Test

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.

Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.

by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."

by KobeDragon December 17, 2010

Tesa

Tesa is strong and powerful girl. She is always there for you when you need her. She is very weird and odd girl at times but that’s what makes her great. She’s stubborn but once her get to know her she is pretty easy going. She is pretty but doesn’t want to admit it. She has an amazing body and the kindest heart and is willing to help anyone out, and she’s athletic asf

Tesa is my best friend

by Arnold Paul March 16, 2019

test drive

to try something out

I want to test drive this car.

I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

Let's test drive the ironing board.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005

testicular resignation

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole

Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."

by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011