telerape

Masturbating to an unwilling thought subject.

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape

by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013

tillerson

The tubular scab created after a rototiller is driven up the anus.
It remains "tiller" during the 50 day healing process.
It only becomes "tillerson" after inverting itself & exiting the rectum.

This inside-out cannoli is unbelievably crunchy on the inside.
Hard to hold on to though.
Reminds me of a tillerson I had once in Moscow.

by Opted_Out March 11, 2017

Tillersonian

Named after Rex Tillerson, the US Secretary of State, it is an adjective to describe a style of management with the objective to completely dismantle the department you're managing.

"Why is he shutting down all the offices? It'll make our job much harder!"

"It's by design. The directorial style is Tillersonian."

by TheYeomanRises September 13, 2017

Tellef

Tellef, the Norwegian name for dumbass. Hes usually handsome and kinda cool, but hes also such a fuckboy. ALSO hes the type of guy to say that he likes something and the next day he hates it.

Tellef ur such a fucktard

by Black jesus 2.0 September 19, 2018

taller freeze

The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.

"fuck i don't have the dildo"
"it's okay just do the taller freeze"

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Teeler Mihzner

The correct pronunciation of Tyler Mizner's name.

Lexi hates it when Teeler Mihzner stares at her without looking her in the eye.

by famous-youtuber-thomas-lacy May 10, 2019

tellefsen

if ur last name is tellefsen you def know people with the last name koch and you mad swaggy too

1:are you a tellefsen?

2:yea why?
1:omg ur so cool!

by fat ass with a huge cock May 17, 2020