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canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
by xenrax June 29, 2024
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television

Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.
I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?
by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025
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Peak Television

Any form of entertainment represented in episodes that could be considered one of the best e.g: Mr Robot, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Monster and Berserk (1998)
Walter White: Jesse, we need to watch Breaking BAD
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah bitch! Peak Television yo!
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Hollywood music television Metal Kel

Metal Kel is a rock Godess of the thrash heavy metal scene worldwide as well as the Facebook page administrator for the Black Label Society Berzerkerette Chapter and original member of the Society Dwellin Mother FUCKERS. Metal Kel is hands down the most informed accurate interviews w Mayhem Festival with the Metal Mulisha interviewing bands from black label society to slipknot rob zombie Kerry king corey Taylor.....
Example: top much metal for omr hand horns....
Your so Hollywood music television Metal Kel
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TV no Television

TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.
Person 1: My life a movie bruv

Person 2: TV no television
by oneguytrain June 12, 2020
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television

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.
by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015
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