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Teenager

Teenagers are people who are treated like 5 years olds, and expected to act like adults. Most teenagers are not aloud to do anything to want to do because there not old enough or aren’t trusted enough yet when it comes do doing something that they are made to do they are expected to know everything and act like the most knowledgeable people in the fucking world.
Carla: hey mum this guy at school asked me on a date can I go
Mum: no, I don’t know him, his parents, his face, if he’s gonna keep his dick in his pants
Carla: I can give you all the information, then can you let me go
Mum: no your not old enough
Carla: I’m fucking 16!!!! A teenager!!!

Mum: have you gotten a job yet
Carla: Yes I’m starting at macca’s on Monday

Mum: oh wow macca’s, and are you working on anything else or are you just gonna stay working at macca’s, I expected you to get a good job now and then get a well paying life living job when you’ve finished school but NO, macca’s!!!!!
Carla: but I’m only 16 what we’ll payin job can I get?
Mum: I don’t know your basically an adult figure it out yourself stop acting like a child
Carla: I think I may fucking runaway

Fucking hate being a teenager
by Miss Misunderstood May 10, 2018
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A child between the age of 12 and 18. When a teenager becomes an adult, they become mature...no the other way around! Abbreviated to teen!
The teenager foolishly went along at the children's immature plans. What teens aren't supposed to be.

The teenager intelligently guided the children into the right path. What teens are supposed to be.
by Augusta Freelance August 20, 2013
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A person between the ages of 13 and 19. Personality traits may vary between specimen, but many general traits can be established as generally universal among the teenage population. These traits consist of the following, but are not limited to:

- A gravitation toward music lacking any real lyrical depth and/or musical complexity
- Forming strong opinions about things they don't quite understand (politics, social ideals etc.)
- An inability to realize how young and undeveloped they truly are
- A fascination with modern day, internet friendly acronyms such as LOL (laughing out loud) and SMH (shaking my head), often used as a means to express emotions that their vocabulary can't
- Extreme fear and emotional response to trivial speed bumps throughout life (rejection, social hierarchy)
- Cognitive issues preventing the use of proper grammar or spelling, especially prevalent when messaging others over phones or the internet
- An inability to comprehend romantic relationships in terms of stability and longevity
- An inability to perceive sizes of objects, often leading to wearing clothes three sizes too big for them
- An accepting and/or glorifying view of incarnation and lack of education (see "rap music" and "gangstas"
Bob: "Hey, Jim! How's your son doing?"
Jim: "Oh, I stabbed him in the heart. His taste of music and vocalizations of retarded opinions was really getting to me."
Bob: "Well, that's a teenager for you!"
by BsThebenster December 4, 2014
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Mom-uhg my doughter is being a TEENAGER again.
by idecabtu September 18, 2018
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A teenager is the person who is to old to to 50% of things and to young for the other 50%
Younger sibling: wanna watch dora?
Teenager: No, I'm to old for that
Older sibling: I'm going out to the club, see ya
Teenager: Can I go?
Older sibling: No your too young
by Izzy Maldonado November 3, 2020
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People between the ages 13-19. They are generally seen as ungrateful and moody, mainly because they are going through puberty.
“Those damn teenagers are good for nothing! ”
by KingKong'sDingDong January 9, 2017
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1. A human between the ages of 13 and 19.

2. The reason why the Internet is a cultural wasteland.
1. Billy is 16 years old. Billy is a teenager.

2. "Hai im billy lol this is mai Xanga I want errebody 2 read my XANGA bcause i ma cool cuz I ply CSS an im fukkin gooD WIT the AK and i got A GiRlFrIeNd nd we Kis all th TIme OLOL bUt Im hellA depresD An D the Wo RLd Fukkin suxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!"
by HotnBothered April 15, 2006
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