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Technology

No matter what new technology comes out, people will keep allowing themselves to get dumber and dumber.
Technology doesn't represent an advanced society of people, these are the same people they were before the technology came out, except now they have different gadgets.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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Technology

I hate tech it makes me get crippling depression
I hate Technology
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Ignant Technology

Technology that is counter intuitive to common sense. It is so counter intuitive that it surpasses the normal realm of ignorance and claims the right to use the misspelled word "Ignant".

This is somewhat similar to nigga technology, but is used by the general public.
MySpace, Twitter and Facebook allow people to willingly let others violate their privacy despite their ideal that privacy is king. Thus it is "Ignant Technology"

Smart phones are not phones but simply PDA's repackaged with a more powerful operating system and processor. The phone portion is not the main focus but more of a side benefit thrown in for better marketability. In this sense smart phones are "Ignant Technology" that can incorporate more "Ignant Technology" in the form of certain downloadable applications.
by Fengor November 15, 2009
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Crap Technology

Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')

-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
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Massifying Technology

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.
by SDevsare_Karbonn June 25, 2012
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Pimpin With Technology

having the latest and most up to date electronics

usually refers to such things as: flat screen TVs, game systems, computers, audio components, and so on
Me: hey you wanna come over and play PS3 on my new 60 inch LCD?

Him: Hell yes

Me: Pimpin with technology!
by White Byron June 28, 2009
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Maricopa Institute of Technology

On the outside it looks nice and proper. The moment you step inside, that feeling goes away. Just because there is fancy uniforms, doesn't mean we're fancy. We ghetto asfffffff. The seniors are hot, well some of them. No ones foundation matches and these hoes be caking that shit on too. There's drugies. Sports suck. We hate ourselves. Many single people.
"Damn, he's hot, he must go to Maricopa Institute of Technology"
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