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Squirrel Tactics

1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.

2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.

This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.
by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011
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Stogge tactics

A famous tactic created by Stooge by remaining level 1 in mass in a game called Custom hero footies, no matter who they're against. Normally the opponent will feel sorry and leave the game and allow the brilliant tactician to win out of pity. It was created when a infamous player Stooge kept failing and losing "mass" in the custom hero footies games that people felt sorry for him and left the game just so he could win.
Person 1: Dude he's doing the stogge tactics
Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave

Person 1 and 2 leave

Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!
by Cou_11 August 6, 2012
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Tarticle

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily
katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.
by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009
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Tastical

Something that is the coolest thing ever to be created. (except for MLIB)
dude thats so tastical,i cant believe we created this!
by texas pro 41 May 30, 2011
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Mitch-tastic

The highest attribute a sportsman can be.
Just unbeatable.
Awesome.
You have mitch-tastic skills.
How mitch-tastic
by Woop woop woop 17 April 16, 2009
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Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!
Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!
by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009
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narci-tastic

The act of owning and embracing one's own narcissism.
Judy: "No, you didn't just pull out a vanity mirror from your pocket. You are so narcissistic."

Stan: "Not narcissistic. Narci-tastic. Now hold this mirror for me. Hair this fine takes two hands to fluff."
by Jim Jerka May 2, 2011
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