teh Zuck

Modified from the popular term "teh suck" which defines a bad situation or circumstance. "teh zuck" is a focus term of a bad situation or circumstane surrounding Facebook or founder Mark Zuckerberg.

That Facebook interview at SXSW was teh Zuck. Beacon is teh Zuck

by taulpaul March 13, 2008

teh salsa

This type of petri dish is served exquisetly with delicacy period blood aligned with female breast milk. Inside this mixture, a touch of Baby Girl's Semen is ejected into the contents. Mix. Stir. Let the solution sit for 2 mins. Mix. Voila.

I wanna eat "teh salsa"

by ArtisticKid66 October 13, 2020

teh pr0n

Literally 'the porn'.

Hey man, come over and scope teh pr0n with me!!!111 ^-^

by anus_noise July 3, 2006

teh rei

Phrase deriving from 4chan in response to any hentai of Rei Ayanami from Evangelion.

*posts rei pr0n*
zOMG!!11 TEh REI

by levvy 'ice-cold' 1337 March 10, 2005

teh sex

Anyone/thing, that is extremely hot, and or makes your lower regions tingle.

OH MY GOD! NATE BARCALOW IS TEH SEX!


Wow! Your new Atreyu hoodie is teh sex!

by Arynn June 17, 2006

teh fuck?

Something uttered while you're utterly confused.

Jo: "I'm pregnant with Ashey's baby."
V: "... teh fuck?

by The Token Bitch September 10, 2006

teh suck

The absolute worst thing ever, completely beyond bad, lower than horrible, and more crappy than explosive diarrhea

Omg, 3 and 67, your ut2k3 skillaz are teh suck

by Cataphract_40 November 18, 2003