A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion
Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later
by 89zamja May 16, 2015
when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.
My best friend ruined my life my telling the girl I like that I was in love with her. So now I will give myself a full body swirly.
by LFed October 20, 2015
by longdongmorty March 22, 2018
i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh
by whyamiscaredofwhites September 15, 2022
The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
by Psychowalnut April 15, 2018
The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.
by Deep Hot Tongue March 26, 2014
The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool
I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.
by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018