by dwaynebrock24@gmail.com July 30, 2019

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch
Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch
Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
by ACXtreme November 25, 2007

by Jackishorny October 17, 2008

by antwone August 19, 2004

A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.
by Brett January 7, 2004

Suck my cockkkkkkkkkkk
by DickHead James June 21, 2017

for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up
example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon
example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon
example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon
by ciroc b October 31, 2010
