cubbard stuffer

A person or persons who shove numerous household items up their ass just to see how much it can fit.

"Dude I think my house was robbed" "nah man I got everything right here tucked away" "omg frank you goddamn cubbard stuffer."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

Crumpet stuffer

A derogatory term used to describe the British and their obsession with tea and crumpets.

American: "Here comes the Crumpet stuffer!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

Stuffer

A female, usually a hooker or stripper, who takes flights across the country with various items stuffed inside of her. For example illicit pills. She is usually being sent on missions by a male who has a gang of stuffers. Often these men serve as pimps as well. You kill 2 birds with one stone

Dude in Cleveland said he needs 1000 percs. I told him I’d send my stuffer tomorrow.

by Hoestuffer December 3, 2021

Stuffering

The feeling of eating so much that you make yourself sick, especially on Thanksgiving.

Aunt B: You doing all right, Tim?

Tim: No. I'm stuffering pretty badly right now.

Aunt B: Ok, well the pies are ready.

Tim: Ok. I'll be right there.

by Dr. Gary Mustard January 15, 2024

the suitcase stuffer

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”

Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.

by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019

Ass stuffer

One who stuffs things up their ass.

TJ is such an ass stuffer!

by Stenzi March 10, 2010